Delilah's Glitter Bikini Bottom: Shimmer in the Sun, Darling. Beach Babe Bliss Awaits!
Right, guv’nor, fancy a gander at this little beauty? It’s not just a… well, a *thing*. It's a slice of pure, unadulterated *joie de vivre*. Imagine, right, imagine yourself, strolling through Hyde Park, a spring in your step, this in your hand… or on your shelf, depending on what it is. It's the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the dog's dangly bits (metaphorically speaking, of course!). You'll be the envy of all your mates, the talk of the town, the king (or queen) of the bloody castle. So, do yourself a favour, treat yourself, and get your mitts on this before someone else nabs it. You won't regret it, I tell ya. Cor blimey, it’s a proper bargain too.
£24.75
£49.50
