Bikini Bottoms That Fit You Like a Dream, Fully Adjustable, Flattering & Fabulous!
Right then, fancy a bit of this? Not just any old thing, mind you. We’re talking pure, unadulterated *splendour* here. Imagine, if you will, the gentle caress of… well, it depends what it is, doesn’t it? But whatever it is, it's bloody brilliant. Smells like a summer's day, feels like a hug from your nan (if your nan was a particularly stylish sort) and… well, just buy it. You won’t regret it. Honestly, it'll be the best tenner (or whatever currency) you've ever spent. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it! You absolute legend.
£24.75
£49.50
